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Friday, June 06, 2008
For $50 I Think I'll Pee In The Bushes
Saw this "amazing" item on a web site. I'm not sure how I'd feel carrying a club in my golf bag that's filled with urine. Who know, it might help my game.
Here's the spiel on it:
Every aspect of this piece of equipment has been meticulously worked out to make it simple and trouble free to use. To start with, the UroClub™ is designed from a light weight resin with a molded grip. The cap opens and closes easily and is designed with a triple sealing system to ensure that it is leak proof.
The privacy shield hooks to the sides of the pants or belt and adds stability. This allows freedom of the hands to manipulate the club and zipper.
The entire club is made of a non-porous material. Therefore, caring and cleaning is effortless!
The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.
Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.
Length: Like a standard 7 Iron
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2 comments:
10-1 says Robbie buys one! Lordy, could you imagine the hilarity of what would be it's infomercial running endlessly on the golf channel. A truly priceless find Doc - I really think I'll have to get ya one for yer upcoming BD
Thnx for the offer but... I really would prefer to piss in the bushes...my hand isn't as steady as she used to be and I'm pretty sure the dimensions (width and length) are a little lacking.
I'm thinking this item should be on every golf tournament's prize table(male or female) and it's non-porous plastic!!!
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