Best Single Line Review Of Superman Returns

Saw this line on one of the forums for discussing Superman Returns on IMDB.com

"This film would make Christopher Reeve walk out of the theater!"

While I haven't seen it yet (maybe tomorrow with Therzo but I think I'm waiting for the IMAX 3D experience) I can't really assess the accuracy of the review.  Accurate or not however, I'm pissed I didn't come up with this classic.

The Signs Of A Guilty Conscience

Saw this headline on a CBC RSS feed:

Bertuzzi and wife sued for fraud

The article points out that just five weeks after his assault on Moore Bert sold his house to his wife for a mere $2.00.

Seems to me Todd was merely expressing his love for his wife and not preparing to make himself a little less open to lawsuits.  I think Todd should countersue!

An Astute Observation

Saw this on an RSS feed of quotes today. From the American humorist Will Rogers:

"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."

What do you think about the big trade?

Is this the trade the Canucks needed to make?

Absolutely, but what took them so long. Oops, there goes the franchise

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Crossing the border with Mr. Brown

Decided to apply a little signal detection theory to my experience last weekend on crossing the border with Therzo. Here's basically the fourfold table that applies.

Well, I guess you can imagine which decision the idiots at Canada Customs made. Yes, they did indeed have a "False Alarm" that resulted in us being detained at the border for about 45 minutes and the border guards searching our persons and my vehicle. And to think these fools are lobbying for guns!

Welcome to Canada indeed!